Horuni

Why must TV taunt me with wonderful things only to snatch them away in the end?

What started it all...

Alright! I've been up for 25 hours now and so you'd think when I got home I would've gone straight to bed. But no, the computer beckoned me, promising my wonderful things. And boy did it deliver...

www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=73…

Enjoy!!

Type "YOUR NAME needs" into Google or whatever and let the madness begin! Or something...

These actually amused me a lot so I'm posting them!

Holly needs to stop trying to sell her body and concerntrate on singing a bit better.

Holly needs to remember that she is an attractive young woman

Holly needs some free legal advice

Dr Campion needs to ascertain how much Holly needs to be injected with

Holly needs to go to obedience and learn how to walk nicely on a leash because she does a lot of "drifting" from side to side investigating things.

Holly needs a fenced yard because new noises and things startle her.

Holly needs a home

Holly needs love. $ 60.00 or best offer.

Holly needs help in her Olympic efforts

Holly needs both male and female plants for maximum berry production.

The way it works: Go to your music player of choice and put it on shuffle.
Say the following questions aloud, and press play.
Use the song titles that come up to answer each question.
DON'T CHEAT.
Tag 5 people when you're done!


How does the world see me?:
David Bowie - Queen Bitch (REALLY?? awwwwww....)

Will I have a happy life?:
Matthew Good - While We Were Hunting Rabbits (That doesn't sound too good...)

What do people really think of me?:
David Bowie - Soul Love (Awww that's nice. And yay for 2 Bowie and 1 Matt Good right off the bat!)

Do people secretly lust after me?:
Paul Williams - Just an Old Fashion Love Song (KAZOO SOLO!!!)

How can I make myself happy?:
Starfield - Alive in this Moment (Apparently I must rededicate my life to Jesus. Hey Jesus!)

What should I do with my life?:
Matthew Good Band - Suburbia (I need a house, a husband and 2.2 kids!)

Will I ever have children?:
Smashing Pumpkins - Stand Inside Your Love (... yes? no... yes)

What is some good advice for me?:
Junction 18 - June and the Ocean (acoustic) (time for happy times at the ocean! Then I can look back wistfully and go "wow those were some fun times...")

What do I think my current theme song is?:
Matthew Good Band - Fearless (Wooo!! I'm awesome!)

What does everyone else think my current theme song is?:
Matthew Good Band - Fated (Not as awesome! But there is a spaceman in my basement)

What song will play at my funeral?:
David Bowie - Rock N Roll Suicide (That worked out nicely)

What type of men/women do you like?:
Matthew Good - Weapon (Moody guys apparently...)

What is my day going to be like?:
Tegan & Sara - Monday, Monday, Monday (God I hope not...)

Why am I here?:
I Mother Earth - So Gently We Go (acoustic) (Taking it easy)

What will people remember me for?:
Trigun - Scattered Rain (awww I love this song... not sure how that relates to the question tho...)

What song will I get stuck in my head tomorrow?:
Limbeck - Comin' From Tuscon (not too likely)

Are there people outside waiting to take me away?:
Bright Eyes - Take it Easy (Love Nothing) (so... no. unless it's for shallow, casual sex...)

What will this year be all about?:
Matthew Good Band - Flashdance II (Oh Matt Good, always the optimist... I'm doomed)

There's no one left to tag! Everyone on the internet has done this! No fair guys! I'm going home...

Hey everybody! It's been 6 months since my last journal! Neat eh?

I just got back -well not just got back, I got back on Tuesday- from the tropical land of Calgary, Alberta and there was barely any snow!

During this fantastic stay I got to see the Matt Good acoustic show! I had to go by myself because I'm incompetent and didn't get a ticket before it sold out. So the greatest person on earth -Dan- gave me his ticket. And the show was friggin' awesome! Except for the very very very very very annoying girl who sat behind me and talked all the way through. Well, not all the way through. She'd stop talking every 30 seconds to yell "Wooooooooooooooooo!" So she was a bit of a downer but Matt played most of the songs I was hoping for and it was so very very wonderful and I almost cried many many times because that seems to be what happens...

Then! On Friday Dan and I went to the zoo! AND THERE WERE HIPPOS! HIPPOS!! And there was a baby one and they were splashing around in their tank and I could get right up beside them and it was so wonderful! I almost started crying there too.. I think that happens when I get to excited... But yeah, we were at the hippo tank for a little while then went to explore the rest of the zoo. Sadly the red Panda wasn't out because of construction and its a little skittish. And we went to the butterfly cage and both got freaked out because neither of us are over our moth fear. And butterflies are close enough, dammit. And the hawk and owl cages are neat because get to walk through them. Kinda morbid tho, because there's a bunch of dead chick and mouse carcasses laid out. After doing the rest of the zoo we went back to the hippos because... they're hippos. So spent the last half hour there and that's my trip to the zoo.

Other than that we had a Nicolas Cage-a-thon with Matchstick Men, The Weatherman and Lord of War. I would recommend every one of them. There were a bunch of MSTs watched as well.. Awesome trip all around.

And now I'm back here working at the prestigious Subway. The one with Roidboy. Oh Roidboy. A random tidbit about him: it once took him 3 hours to core and slice 6 tomatoes. actually that's his average. He's awesome...

I got a call from Stu from The Animation Brewery where I used to work. He called me in to work on a webpage. Before this I had no clue how to make a flash webpage but now I want to redo mine. It's amazing what you can learn if you spend 6 hours trying to fix and then finish something...

And that's it... yeah... This is kinda long. Sorry.